For a limited time offer. We got slaves for zero down, zero interest at Ewing Slave-Mart in Edmonds, Washington.

Top of the morning gents,

Years ago a coworker of mine in public safety was the president of the local Church of Latter Day Saints, better known as the Mormon Church. The same church that started the website Geneology.com. In the 90's before the Internet, genealogy research was done by requesting copies of century old paper documents, news clippings and court records. Their fee was 25 cents per page and postage was extra, free for church members.  

On quiet graveyard shifts in central dispatch of my alma mater the Kotzebue Police Department, church president David Craig would pull out his file folder and make copies of his research into my family history. He'd read about the Ewings of Missouri and Kansas and the slave trade but never put me and that family together until I told him about my grandpa's stories of brokering slaves and hauling freight in the shipyards of Seattle. Spurred on by a solid connection with real American history and me, poor David requested and lugged evermore piles of heavy folders containing copies of genealogical documents mailed from Mormon Central in Utah. We're talking whole forests of paper documents. 

According to the Mormon archives, my family roots start with the immigration of the Ewing clan from Scotland to the southern states of the US in the late 1600's with the earliest paper trail originating with the highly lucrative thriving slave markets in Missouri. Complex business deals were structured to pay ship leasing and the purchase of slaves then auctioned to plantation owners. Shares of whole butt loads of niggers purchased from the indigenous black tribal bonded labor brokers who demanded cloth, sugar, tobacco and liquor instead gold, silver or paper currency. After the bargains were agreed upon, the slaves were loaded on fleets of leased ships and hauled across the Atlantic to the New World. Then they were auctioned off as house servants, human farm equipment, and sex slaves in the American States. 

My ancestry was crucial to the structured financing, acquisition, shipping and wholesale marketing of slaves to America. Like advertising campaigns to sell cars, us Ewings used schemes to amortize the underlying asset such as zero down, zero interest and endless term financing the sales of slaves, slave leasing, rentals and unloading low mileage niggers. Imagine the hucksters like my family on TV selling slaves today. We got a BOGO sale at Ewing Nigger Emporium! Buy One Boon, Get One Coon Free! Or discount sales on late model low mileage clean used jigaboos, gimp niggers and darky retarded children with labels like Clearance Nigra Chitlens, Affordable Negrito Midgets and discontinued cross-eyed tar babies, slow dependable workers and if yer wife is nearing menopause, they're real good fer gittin' a nut and sport fucking. 

Similar to other cultures, continents and human history, slaves were integrated with livestock. In America slaves and livestock were utilized in the sugar, liquor, hemp and cotton fiber and tobacco manufacturing industry. The Southern States of America, West Indies and Caribean were the world's premier powerhouse producers of hemp, cotton, sugar cane and tobacco and for centuries created wealth unseen in the New World heretofore. This monopolistic majority of the planet's production of sugar, textiles, liquor and tobacco were created by the perfect climate and soil and an unending supply of manpower dominated and controlled by the new American super rich: the Antebellum South. The primary agricultural components were labor, capital and land. Meaning: slaves and livestock, investment capital and land seized from pesky Indians. Alas, all the great empires of the world had populations consisting of 90% slaves and 10% tyrants and the Ewings were indeed pedigree tyrant criminals. We stole everything fair and square.

No shit, the overwhelming majority of the world's manufacture of tobacco, sugar and liquor, and cotton and hemp fabric (textiles, clothing, rugs, carpets) were centered in the Confederate States. It is estimated that the Southern States produced 90% of the entire world's production of all these manufactured goods and this massive explosion of farming was the key to American colonization and the settlement of huge swaths of arable land colloquially called the land rush towards tobacco, cane and ranching and the white gold rush yielding cotton. We're talking Saudi levels of wealth in today's money dudes: trillionaires.

Throughout the history of mankind land was the unit of wealth. Land for hunting in prehistory like Indian buffalo hunting then later land used for farming in modern civilization facilitating the origination of villages, towns and cities. American agricultural production on a massive scale was only retarded by poor grades of metal and cheap simple farm implements made from flimsy, brittle, rusty lowgrade ferrous metals. Before the discovery of high grade steel all mankind's architecture (houses and buildings) were constructed with only thatch, wood, brick and stone.  Until colonization there wasn't a single indigenous beast of burden available in America to use in farming and settlement in all of North America. For centuries prior to the invention of better tools, horsepower and manpower were the only available equipment for human agrian based manufacturing: endeavors requiring GMO (genetically modified organisms) slaves, horses, cattle, ox and mules to be imported as invasive species to America from Europe and Africa.

The discovery of high grade steel occurred with the experimental pouring of varying amounts of coal ash into molten iron, skimming the slag off the top thus increasing carbon, strength and quality of steel. Up until then the best metal available was simply cast iron called wrought iron, pig iron or pot metal only useful as skillets and a replacement of food containers throughout millienia: clay ceramic pots. The development of better grades of steel also saw the invention of the steam engine multiplying manpower and horsepower by tens, hundreds, thousands and eventually millions.

The American Industrial Age exploded with the invention of high grade steel and the discovery of Lake Superior Hematite, a giant continent wide deposit of iron ore throughout Canada, the Great Lakes and Northern States of America around the early 1800's. Hence, a competing industry of machine grade metals would eventually render manual and animal labor obsolete. This resulting battle over vast dynastic wealth and tidal wave cash flows would soon become the battle of wealth between the states. The battle between metallic millionaires from the North and agricultural millionaires of the South will be incorrectly called the Civil War.

Being full fledged agricultural and slave magnates of the South, my family backed the Confederacy and we lost to the better equipped armies from the north. Far more coal, railways, armored ships and telegraph brought the defeat of the South with a death toll exceeding more than all of America's other wars combined.  The Civil War had an estimated body count of 650,000 soldiers with equal numbers of dead civilians and slaves. 

Fossil fuels and foundries replaced the American slave trade, but at considerable cost. Lincoln's Scorched Earth policy exterminated everything with the metal millionaires from the North winning the cash-money war against the agricultural millionaires of the South forcing my family to flee to Washington. The Klondike and Nome Gold Rushes were calling rich slavers west and another human traffic opportunity needed the Ewing slavery business model. 

Ancestry.com has my family expediting wagon trains, cattle drives and harvesting slave profits into railroad investments as America blasted a trail West. The yield of historical documents puts the Ewing family in the Dalles, Oregon establishing slave markets of gooks, slopes, chinks and dinks to build the railways, then expanding into Seattle to profit from the link between rail by land and shipping by sea. The Ewing's partnered with the Archer clan in a freight and shipping company called Archer Ewing Incorporated. Archer Ewing tug and barge company exploited the need for transport of humans and cargo to the Klondike Gold Rush, then the Nome Gold Rush. 

All "rushes" toward gold, land, timber and cotton were the massive migration of poor humans seeking riches. The rush was a massive wave of humans responding to bogus newspaper headlines describing get rich quick opportunities then the subsequent waves were barges and steamers packed full of freight such as equipment consisting of picks, shovels, dredges, pack animals and pack humans needed to haul so much gold digger paraphernalia. Along with mining equipment other important staples were needed such as food, liquor, pussy and drugs. The food, liquor and pussy is a no-brainer but when Huey Lewis wanted a new drug, he wanted opium: heroin in the form of Laudanum. A mix of liquor, sugar and morphine, also known as Dope, a byproduct of the opium wars of the 1800's. Just like cocaine Coca-Cola, only better. The massive Asian slave trade in the Dalles, Oregon came the tidal wave of heroin use among the miners and merchants from Seattle to Alaska with Asian slave importation numbers eclipsing the nigger trade of the previous centuries.

The Klondike Gold Rush turned Seattle from a shitty little logging port community into the Gateway to Canada and Alaska. Seattle was the focal point for passenger and equipment freight arriving by rail and transferred to tug and barge destined to the Klondike Gold Rush. We all can easily see the need for labor and capital (men and tools) for gold dredging and mining, but ancillary freight in the form of food, clothing and shelter were a boon for get rich quick outfitters. Purveyors of sex, drugs and alcohol earned a premium for the shipping concerns but in a perverse form equal opportunity, women and children of all color were in high demand for the sex trades. Prostitution was completely legal in America and top dollar was paid for young women and Seattle's exclusive whorehouses served up young boy butt pussy and little girl biscuit. 

As the Klondike Gold Rush flared and dwindled, the Nome Gold Rush exploded making Nome the largest city in Alaska. Archer Ewing Incorporated had the largest fleet of steamers and freighters in the Pacific Northwest and were already in place with exclusive criminal monopoly licenses in hand. This put Archer Ewing in perfect position to expand service further North hauling miners and mining equipment to Nome. Wyatt Earp was the mayor and crime boss of Nome, Alaska and for confiscatory taxes on all incoming freight and everything bought or sold he granted sole tug, barge and steamship concession to Archer Ewing Inc to deliver millions of tons of humans, tools and supplies to Nome. Wyatt Earp and the Dexter Clan were the top echelon mobsters of Nome, Alaska and brutally imposed hefty fees and controlled the flow of steam ships, tugs and barges from Seattle to Alaska. Being the only cartel mobsters in Nome, the orders for illicit goodies such as dope, ass, pussy and liquor were put at the front of the line.

The Gold Rushes of the Klondike and Nome yielded little gold and were in truth total scams separating humans from their money and a slogan was attributed to Wyatt Earp who claimed the really big money was in "mining the miners." Puffery and exaggeration is totally printable and Seattle and Alaska newspapers are total buttwipe. Journalism is a farce believable by rubes and intellectually vacant midgets. The newspapers of Alaska and Seattle were absolutely bogus with full page advertisements claiming millions in riches to any man that could pick up apple sized gold nuggets from the rivers and sea shores and in retrospective these gold rushes were clever flim-flam scams perpetrated on the gullible. Fake news is as old as publishing.

The equipment, lodging and food supplies were called "grub stakes" offered at murderously high prices in the form of loan sharking with debts that were never paid. The prostitution, gambling, alcohol and drug sales were the really big money earners with very little gold ever pulled out of the ground in the Klondike and Nome Gold Rushes. 

Due to consumption, vereal disease, poor diet, assaults and homicides prostitutes never survived to see middle age and the turnover was astronomical. In both the Klondike and Nome Gold Rushes, the homicide rate was 5-10 deaths a week with frostbite, hypothermia, dismemberment and disease easily claiming 10 times those weekly rates of fatalities. The demand for women and children for the whorehouses, tents and shacks in both gold rushes stripped Seattle clean of ass and pussy leaving zero candidates in the entire Pacific Northwest to hijack northward. Every single boy and girl of any color disappeared from Seattle forcing Archer Ewing Inc. (my great grandparents) no choice but to loot every orphanage of children on the west coast. A fistful of dollars would induce thousands of families to look at their children and consider which ones they'd keep and which ones got shanghaied to the gold fields. 

Which of your children would you unload? We all got retarded children, siblings, nephews and nieces that would do just fine working up North. Family traditions are inescapable and some of our relatives are natural born meat puppets and penis holsters. If your dummer kids didn't do their chores you could sell them to my great grandparents and they'd get fucked a dozen times daily way up inside and way up north with Wyatt Earp earning 10% off each hump.

My old buddy David Craig of the Mormon Church past away a couple years ago, but don't be thinking slavery is dead. There's more humans enslaved right now then in all of human history. Just take a guess at how many migrant workers cross the US/Mexico border and take jobs working as house servants, landscapers and untold millions employed in America's agricultural industry. Mexico's president Carlos Slim stated that "our people do the work even the black won't do." To keep illegal migrant worker wages separate from our wages, the US Dept. of Labor only keeps track of 'non-farm' payrolls. Yup, them Methicans aren't even included in federal labor statistics. If you allow for 200 years of inflation, niggers of the Confederacy made more money picking tobacco, sugar cane, hemp and cotton than wetbacks do picking your fruits and vegetables and butchering your meat today. 

In Saudi Arabia, United Emirates and Dubai there are untold imprisoned slave workers entrapped in a lifelong sentence called bonded labor indebtedness and every year approximately 2 million black children are kidnapped from the Sudan and the surrounding countries and shipped to the Middle East for house servitude, yard labor and sex trade. 

I've yet to explain IBM and the Holocaust, but if your smell your cell phone you'll get whiff of chink pussy. Discussion of forced labor camps in China will be a topic for later lectures. 

Kunta Kinte