From a distance, y'all look really fucking good. Plus, I can't smell ye.

Top of the morning gents,

I sure miss fucking with you guys. This is as good as it gets eh bart?

Male bonding is for faggots, strong drink and smoke is fer sick men with more gonad fluids than brains.

Reading preposterous prose from yer buddy. Dummer fuck is me. Even Donald Heupel and Skeeter called me dummy.

I like my nicknames. I look yours more.

Fuck ya'll, I'm so far out of reach even you sub arctic barley corn fuckers won't fly by night and drink with me some mean town blues. God loves ye. I'm fucking trying. Barrow is merely the furthest a moron can flee from smart people and not have to use toilet paper after my Eskimo kisses.

My big nose is the second best seat in the house, yet rubbing another broad's nose make sense. That is, if any of ya'll ever smelled rotting Inupiaq gob. I once breathed in Clifford Melton's evaporating saliva and carry discharge, tasted like rotten butt. Almost like post mortem San Francisco butt cake or Hammer Time frozen porch Olanna tossed salad.

My grotesque gallows humor is all yer fucking fault. Looking at all you killers I'm the one that's best frozen in time north of 70 lat.

From afar I don't have to worry if ye survive car accidents, shootouts or drinking fights. Nicer that way. You boys are fucking high risk and bad bets.

Hey. Even Erlich made fun of me for hooking up with a native. Him and David Craig right then and there henceforth started calling me "Squaw Boy."

Gotta like witty dickheads like that.

I chided Blackbird with a slick swap out for the term "nigger lover" with slang from the Killing Fields of the Pacific Northwest. Neegrophiliac: based on our aboriginal urges to pork dead bitches.

I'm in agreement with Billy Howarth, get in a quicky before she gets cold. Dumb Billy shredded that ass too. Whilst Darlene Snyder or your nugger wife chops up the dead cunt's face with scissors: now that visual image that'll help ye git a nut.

Wake up shit heads, We'll even fuck frozen ones, as long as they're fine. Recalling that whole Olanna/Howarth dead bitch rape sesh, did that bitch have an open coffin or did they just use Fort Yukon coffins: garbage bags and honey buckets?

Poor shit. May she rest in pieces. Unwanted children lead unwanted lives. Just like y'all. We raised shitty kids that even us bastards can't stand the company of. I treat my goats better'n me fucking reservation childrens. Probably explains why this crew of graying gunslingers got so many stray litter bastards all over hell and back. Hatch 'em and book.

Look at us. We all got dirty bastard offspring shits living the good life: ghetto mod.

If we were more broadminded and enlightened about pussy, there'd be far fewer fucking offspring of ours wondering why they got such big dicks and failing pancreas. Poor kids, nothing but a lifetime ahead filled with busted knuckles, bad hearing and million of his own half-European offspring.

Every time ye cum a load and drive it home, yer gramps and great gramps are grinnin' shitty and tuggin' on evil donkey meat. They went through all the same child support issues as all of us.

Just they kilt the cunt instead.

Happy Holidays gents. Bigger noses and more boners. Nice thought eh bart?

You can include yer wives next year.

Karl.

PS. Words from my brother in-law. "The best thing about rain in San Francisco: no seagulls and no niggers" (Robert Tikik).

AIDS started circulating in Western Alaska before the turn of the century. Like 1989.

Top of the morning gents,

The fact that ain't none of us niggers dun croaked from AIDS is a goddamned miracle.

Just too weird.

Come on fuckers, wake the fuck up. We can confirm that some of our ex-wives and ex-girlfriends are sick and tired of being sick with AIDS. My speculation is that some of our current wives ain't so healthy neither. Think how many mutant mongoloids trek this Earth looking fer their paps. Namely you sport fuckers.

I'm betting NONE of us have ever worn a condom. I don't even know how to or want to. On you big dicked motherfuckers they'd look like silly little Santa hats. No worries mates. Lots of sick baby tards, but no HIV diagnosis.

Know why? I do. All yer gramps is norse trash. We're all descendants of Bubonic Plague survivors which gives us an advantage with an immunity to another disease that thankfully only kills faggots, IV drug users and ethnic minorities.

Survival of the fittest bitches. All of us has fucked HIV dark pussy maybe even married an AIDS carrier, but fuck, we'll never know. We are truly sick fucks: albeit tall immune alcoholics and mighty healthy ice nigger shooters.

Think about the pussy we done defrosted and seasoned...then left to rot.

Some of us haven't fucked Gumby's whiff-o-licious sister, some of us have porked Francis Whalen or sick Tish, whilst the rest of us all banged all sorts of loose garbage bagggers from upriver or yonder trailer parks along I-5.

Leopard can't change its spots, Eskimos can't wash away blisters and sores and you half trash Euros got high water marks on yer dirty dicks with crunchy Indun fried bread pustule glaze on yer heavy goands.

If ye all were non-Nordic fuck offs, you'd be sucking dirt in burial plots right next to lots of really nice men that prefer White Zinfandel. And IV drug using minority boys with punked out exhaust pipes.

Nice to have roots way up in northern Europe ah hetero barts?

Here's something rather personal. Since working narc duty with Helsingfors Polise Authority and getting in a bit of trouble with the Estonian Passport Kontrol, my detention and punishments still plague me. Literally.

It's the life of a confidential informant. Otherwise known as the amateur criminal that takes pay from professional police. Contract dumbass, expatriot syndrome, have gun will travel. I never learn.

Whilst working on the Capones I sold thousands of hits of LSD and maintained a rather handsome marijuana grow op in a little house on Caribou Street that me and Marto painted.

Whilst werk with Mat-Su Narcs I grew chronic and mailed liquor to the villages.

On the Logan mish here in Barrow, I got nailed for attempted importation on a common carrier: legal speak for intercepting mucho cases of liquor. Which is ironic because as my booze was getting bagged and tagged and while Fairbanks Airport Piglets and Statewide DEA bacon bits were issuing me an arrest warrant, I was flying over the Brooks Range in Logan's own airplane PACKED with bud, booze and speed.

See the dichotomous dilemma yer author on drugs plays within?

I get sick on all my drug jobs, but since my release from jail and flying back to America I carried a low grade persistent virus in me just like a squirrel carries rabies yet suffers no infection nor symptoms.

No shit, from the shittiest shit holes in Central Europe, Russia and Scandinavia to the shittiest shit holes in remote Alaska. Wake up fucks. Didn't ye ever wonder why I've been writing about new scars and apparently weekly visits to the Galena, Kotzebue and Barrow native clinics?

My med stats are public: 6'3" sober, 5'0" when baked, BP 112/68, Cholesterol is 150, A1C 6.5 but my temperature is ALWAYS slightly elevated and my lymphs flex and spooge like my dick. Not good. Besides a progressive familial failure of the pancreas to medicate later in life, I'm having a bitch of a time shaking a bastard version of pertussis or bubonic some shit that thrives in fecus and Finns.

Get this. I was JUST at the fucking clinic last Wedesday and was given 5 needles to suck on: 2 shots in each shoulder and a TB fluid bubble in me forearm. We're talking pain magnums in me arms. For days afterward I couldn't sleep on either side fer shit. Fuck my arms hurt. I snivelled like a bitch, but not loud enough to awake the Eskimo crime partner. She fucking hates men that whine and quickly adds injury to insult with much aboriginal severity.

Old man Doc Solenberger advised me not to mention the fact that he's treating numerous cases of Bubonic black death here in Barrow, much less, not to mention the prospect that I fucking brought it here to the native population. We're so white.

Perty kewl eh? Waves of death in my wake but I made it.

Despite my formerly nicotine stained fingers and currently resined lungs due to being a chain marijuana smoker, I think that last round of immunizations and antibiotics did the trick. I'm all better now.

Damn nice to get over that plague thing eh?

Just remember, all my prose are fiction. None of you fuckers ever existed aside from my pre-stroke nightmares of living with filthy natives and criminals, cops and jailers. Ya see, it was all just a bad dream. I've never worked with bunches of cops nor troopers: drug dealers neither. So fuck ya'll.

I can say whatever I want. You're not real. I'm still telling yer wives to leave their teeth at the door, let the dogs clean 'em.

Karluk Puq Niglooo-me.

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Study traces AIDS virus origin to 100 years ago
By MALCOLM RITTER – 1 hour ago

NEW YORK (AP) — The AIDS virus has been circulating among people for about 100 years, decades longer than scientists had thought, a new study suggests. Genetic analysis pushes the estimated origin of HIV back to between 1884 and 1924, with a more focused estimate at 1908.

Previously, scientists had estimated the origin at around 1930. AIDS wasn't recognized formally until 1981 when it got the attention of public health officials in the United States.

The new result is "not a monumental shift, but it means the virus was circulating under our radar even longer than we knew," says Michael Worobey of the University of Arizona, an author of the new work.

The results appear in Thursday's issue of the journal Nature. Researchers note that the newly calculated dates fall during the rise of cities in Africa, and they suggest urban development may have promoted HIV's initial establishment and early spread.

Scientists say HIV descended from a chimpanzee virus that jumped to humans in Africa, probably when people butchered chimps. Many individuals were probably infected that way, but so few other people caught the virus that it failed to get a lasting foothold, researchers say.

But the growth of African cities may have changed that by putting lots of people close together and promoting prostitution, Worobey suggested. "Cities are kind of ideal for a virus like HIV," providing more chances for infected people to pass the virus to others, he said.

Perhaps a person infected with the AIDS virus in a rural area went to what is now Kinshasa, Congo, "and now you've got the spark arriving in the tinderbox," Worobey said.

Key to the new work was the discovery of an HIV sample that had been taken from a woman in Kinshasa in 1960. It was only the second such sample to be found from before 1976; the other was from 1959, also from Kinshasa.

Researchers took advantage of the fact that HIV mutates rapidly. So two strains from a common ancestor quickly become less and less alike in their genetic material over time. That allows scientists to "run the clock backward" by calculating how long it would take for various strains to become as different as they are observed to be. That would indicate when they both sprang from their most recent common ancestor.

The new work used genetic data from the two old HIV samples plus more than 100 modern samples to create a family tree going back to these samples' last common ancestor. Researchers got various answers under various approaches for when that ancestor virus appeared, but the 1884-to-1924 bracket is probably the most reliable, Worobey said.

The new work is "clearly an improvement" over the previous estimate of around 1930, said Dr. Anthony Fauci, director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases in Bethesda, Md. His institute helped pay for the work.

Fauci described the advance as "a fine-tuning."

Experts say it's no surprise that HIV circulated in humans for about 70 years before being recognized. An infection usually takes years to produce obvious symptoms, a lag that can mask the role of the virus, and it would have infected relatively few Africans early in its spread, they said.

On the Net:
Nature: http://www.nature.com/nature

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HIV Outbreak Began Decades Earlier Than Thought

Wednesday, October 1, 2008; 12:00 AM

WEDNESDAY, Oct. 1 (HealthDay News) -- The most pervasive global strain of HIV began spreading in humans around 1900 in sub-Saharan Africa, a new study claims.

The research, which is published in the current issue ofNature, found that HIV began spreading between 1884 and 1924, around the same time urban centers in west central Africa were established. This estimated time of origin is decades earlier than the previous estimate of 1930.

For the study, researchers analyzed tissue samples and uncovered the second-oldest genetic sequence of HIV-1 group M. They used this and other HIV-1 genetic sequences to construct a family tree of the origin of the viral strain and to estimate the time of origin of HIV-1 group M.

The researchers worked with a 1960 sample of HIV gene fragments from a wax-embedded lymph-node tissue biopsy from a woman in Kinshasa in the Democratic Republic of the Congo. This 1960 virus is the second-oldest known HIV-1 group M genetic sequence, with the oldest being a 1959 blood sample from a man also from Kinshasa.

"Previous work on HIV sequencing had been done on frozen samples, and there are only so many of those samples available," lead researcher Michael Worobey, an assistant professor of ecology and evolutionary biology at the University of Arizona in Tucson, said in a university news release.

"From that point on, the next oldest sequences that anyone has recovered are from the late 1970s and 1980s, the era when we knew about AIDS. Now, for the first time, we have been able to compare two relatively ancient HIV strains. That helped us to calibrate how quickly the virus evolved and make some really robust inferences about when it crossed into humans, how quickly the epidemic grew from that time and what factors allowed the virus to enter and become a successful human pathogen," said Worobey.

Previous studies have shown that HIV spread from chimpanzees to humans in southeastern Cameroon.

Worobey said that the HIV epidemic that resulted from the turn-of-the-century spread correlates to the urbanization of colonial Africa, principally the present-day city of Kinshasa in the Democratic Republic of the Congo.

The growth of cities and associated high-risk behaviors may have been a principal cause of the rapid spread of the virus.

Worobey is optimistic about the eventual extinction of the HIV virus.

"I think the picture that has emerged here, where changes the human population experienced may have opened the door to the spread of HIV, is a good reminder that we can make changes now that could help reverse the epidemic. If HIV has one weak spot, it is that it is a relatively poorly transmitted virus. From better testing and prevention, to wider use of the antiretroviral drug therapy, there are a number of ways to reduce transmission and force this virus back into extinction," he said.

Gun accidents. Hell, nobody's perfect: especially us ill tempered Arctic squaw boys.

Top of the morning gents,

I want ya'll to start yer week with yard wide smiles and yard long dicks. I'm gonna throw some pot head's brains into the blender, add bourbon and bongers. Now, wipe yer eyes and scrape crust and read onward Christian soldiers.


I'm laughing from memories my dear murderous motherfuckers. As stated before, cop kids are shit and so are drug dealer spawn, but damn: who are we to point our pock-marked dicks at others? Some of the dumb shit things we've all dun with our Dirty Harry nigger shooters clearly indicates we're no better'n stupid gits.

Hear ye. Cunt shite is us. And God's children. Sick as we is, truly bad playhouse is my childhood recollections.

Sorry for bringing up such a sensitive subject, but the sun finally set for 2 months and it's well below zero on my long walks to check mail, bank deposits and AC store fer grub, I again feel rehearsed bullets in me hurting hands, fists and feet. Looking at all you graying gunslingers, I see I ain't the only one with sore everything.

After that gun battle in front of the fucking Ivanoff house, John's hands probably hurt like hell but the bullets in the old jail ceiling light fixture, patrol car door or Colonel Waller's phantom explosion whilst carrying a pistol next door to the old Squadroom and Evidence hurt even worse.

I cackle evil majorly that a hot load +P+ 9mm barely missed BOTH of Brenda's giant dairy milker breasts and blew out the Erlich television. Come on, the Bull's Eyes on them big Cadillac caliber fun bags shoulda been easy targets.

John swears her ever expanding boobs had it coming. He's still pissed he missed, he thought they'd pop like water balloons and wash all blood evidence away with a hunnert gallons of milk. Someone oughta tell Brenda's humoungous jugular hooters to stop staring at my eyes. Her nipples are bigger than the heads of yer dicks. More productive too.

Stop that. That's gross.

I never thought to shoot a bitch's Alaskan sized Gazongas off. I just rip their lips off creatiung great cunt-whore-bitch drama. That is, if you've got a Noorvik or Edmonds sense of humor.

Fuck you. As I speak, my right ankle throbs from fuck head Pim's bad aim and my left neck hurts from a nasty fall onto a SUPO cop's rifle butt. Ye see, like me broski Marto International hath quoth: I don't know when to shut my fucking mouth. Yacking when I shoulda been more silent than my long burnt and buried crack whore parasitic Terracite girlfriends.

You fuckers are lucky Toby didn't dump a round through yer hand thus creating a metaphoric Jesus whistle. Tobus has a temper and friends and loved ones invariably get hurt. Or shot.

For the record, I'm the worst offender in this blame game of gun accidents. One time I shot out my own car window, then in a nervous twitch I almost shot my own foot blasting rocks on my partner's pants. "Kill yer partners Max. Give us channel 83" (Videodrome).

One stray bullet meant for my head screamed through a drug caked wall shattering Spanky's coffee pot and lodged in a bag of Arnie Girl's weavel infested flour. Another stray bullet missed Stephanie's smelliest bits, perforated the Apgar bucket shack wall and brought a shit eating grin upon Westlake and Blanchard's face.

Me, Ken and Kim's too. The bitch was begging for beat down and smoked brain mist out her pie hole. "I don't know, I was really drunk at the time" (Pink Floyd). Too bad we didn't accidentally shoot our dumber wives. That'd save me from breaking some hard ass news to y'all where ye got yer herpes from.

Yup. You boys dunked yer donkeys in Nurse Diesel and the Herp Queens' turd cutters. Merely because I did. Then moved to Kotzebue. Simple. Now you all got it too.

Ya see, the Kiana strain herpes is really HIV the started with my appetite for white trash Lynnwood girls. On dope. When I switched to reservation dark meat, you bush rat cops all started blowing boogers out yer dick hole.

Connect the dots there Mr. Sesame Street in the short bus, us invading white nigger Euro trash have convinced ye that the devil don't exist in our dicks. All of our fathers are European killers.

Like Smokey the Bear sayeth, "Only you can prevent forest fires and blistered dicks." And "Not all blisters are from Burns, 616." Some are from the misuse of tissue yonder Snohomish County. Like that?

Gun accidents don't simply happen to us all, they've followed us all the way from our country of origin, ye can't outrun stupid. WTF. Might as well go for a soda. And leave a hunnert dead retards in yer wake.

Remember, the sign Marto and Denz put up at the entrance of 7-Lakes: "Dead nigger drop off" (Quentin Tarantino-Pulp Fiction). My gramp's place North of Marysville is a great place to dispose of crack niggers that mistakenly believed we wouldn't disappear thieves caught forcibly entering our very own mortuary.

The bottom of ancient outhouses and amidst tall trees is also a great place to ditch accidentally shot dead junkie bitches. Have any of you guys seen Tish, Paula or Renee recently? I don't agree with OJ Simpson, but I understand.

The reason I don't fuck women my own age is cuz they look like my grandmother and continually order me around with, "Karl. Make tea!".

Don't let me pass out with the shop vac on my dick and don't take me too seriously.

I'm such a dickweed, goat milker on drugs too.

Karluk.

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Two men are shot as gun is being cleaned

The Associated Press

Published: November 15th, 2008 04:52 AM
Last Modified: November 15th, 2008 04:43 AM

WASILLA -- Two Wasilla men are recovering from an accidental shooting that occurred while a gun was being cleaned.

Alaska State Troopers say 23-year-old Joshua Jones was cleaning his semiautomatic pistol Thursday evening when the weapon accidentally discharged.

Troopers say the bullet went through Jones' left hand and then struck 26-year-old Clayton Naczi in the thigh.

Both men were taken to Mat-Su Regional Medical Center. Troopers say the men are in stable condition.

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Location: Wasilla
Case number: 08-94224
Type: Accidental Discharge of a Firearm

Text: On 11/13/2008, at approximately 1939 hours, Alaska State Troopers
responded to a victim with a gun shot wound to the leg on Bank Circle in
Wasilla. An investigation revealed that Joshua Jones, age 23 of Wasilla,
was field stripping his .45 caliber semi-automatic pistol when the
firearm accidentally discharged. The bullet penetrated Jones' left hand
and proceeded to strike Clayton Naczi, age 26, of Wasilla, in the thigh.
Both Jones and Naczi were transported by EMS to Mat Su Regional Medical
Center for treatment. Both subjects are in stable condition. Alcohol and
drugs are not considered to be factors in the incident. No foul play is
suspected. The incident is currently under investigation.

Author: KSB0
Received Friday, November 14, 2008 3:14 AM and posted Friday, November 14, 2008 3:06 AM

"Git yer bitch ass outa the car white boy." Sound familiar? It should, it's yer dad.

Top of the morning gents,

I fucking love Nebraska now.

No shit. I can dump any of my nugger spawn at any safe haven: no questions asked. Just ditch the little shit, walk over to Top of the Whale "for a beer, bong hit and blow job" (Callahan).

Think of it: one look at yer ugly fucking kids and you can now say, "Later nigger." "Yer shit is a goner."

Here's the coolest externality, I can snatch any of yer little reservation pork farts, drive to the Kotzebue K-Mart (city dump) and boot yer downer syndrome mongoloid offspring outa me kamoon and let 'em feed offa my pile o' dead dogs.

Dead dogs all ye shooters've blasted. Besides, dead muttnikipaq is better eating than the shit yer wife grunts on a platter. I walk by yer houses every night and gag up maggots. Dudes, even my Eskimo wife wouldn't eat the shit your inbred family chews toothlessly slow and hatching as watery turds.

My readers with bigger gonads are a cacklin' evil. I'll laugh with your wit but I won't fuck Steffany ApGag (apgar) with yer dick.

Yup. We is twisted. We're laughing at the musings of a sick man that likely has permanent drain bramage from strong drink and irreparable heart damage due to doing the fish. No I don't mean drowning, I mean horking down a plumer of smoke flavored cocaine and ghost bud.

Then doing the fish.

As in flailing wildly about like a gimper dude with a head shot.

Just kidding. Ain't none of us pulled a death bonger and cocoa puff awaking fully errect and welded inside a strange woman's large intestines.

"Touch me, I'm sick" (psycho metal native shred composed by Rick janitcheck and scott Wade 1991 kotz). Two boys that should've been aborted and tossed in the honey bucket to freeze.

Later shooters,

Kiaqpuq Nigloomi

PS. Friends don't let friends vote for Democraps. Investor class voters shoot minorities, not elect them.

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2 children abandoned under Neb. safe-haven law

By MARGERY A. GIBBS / Associated Press Writer

Published: November 3rd, 2008 09:57 AM

OMAHA, Neb. - Two more teenagers have been abandoned at Nebraska hospitals under the state's much-criticized safe haven law, bringing the number of mostly older children dropped off to 26 since July, authorities said.

The teens, both 16, were left at separate hospitals, according to the state Department of Health and Human Services. One was a girl dropped early Monday at Midlands Hospital in Papillion and the other a boy abandoned at Children's Hospital in Omaha late Sunday.

Papillion police Lt. Chris Whitted said the girl and her mother had previously lived in Papillion, south of Omaha, before moving to Arizona. He said the mother didn't give a reason for dropping the girl off, but he added: "Obviously, there's concerns about being able to care for her daughter."

He said the girl "was unaware she was being dropped off" and has been placed in state custody.

Todd Landry, director of the state's Division of Children and Family Services for the department, said in a statement Monday that the girl had been a ward of the state of Nebraska from September 2007 to March. In March, a juvenile court judge dismissed the wardship based in part on the mother's desire to relocate to Arizona to be near extended family, Landry said.

The girl was a ward of the state of Arizona from August until sometime in October, Landry said. He said it's the Nebraska department's understanding that an Arizona court agreed to dismiss the case at the request of the mother, who sought to return to Nebraska to have more support from family and friends located here. Landry said he believes the mother and daughter returned to Nebraska just last week.

In the second case, Landry said the boy was left by his father just after midnight Monday. Neither Landry nor hospital officials offered additional details on that case.

Nebraska was the last state to enact a safe-haven law, which is intended to protect unwanted newborns from being abandoned. Some have interpreted the state's law to mean children as old as 18 can be abandoned because it uses the word "child" and doesn't include an age limit.

Health and Human Services officials, however, say they will not take in any children older than 17.

The Legislature plans to tackle the issue at a special session on Nov. 14. Speaker of the Legislature Mike Flood said he'll introduce a bill establishing a 3-day-old age limit.