My car is equipped with a specially designed Tabor Seat, it freezes my victims to the floor of the trunk!

Top of the morning gents,

Jimi Hendrix once wrote, "Have you ever been
experienced?"

Subsequently, a schoolyard and crackhouse pal named
Scooter Deines elaborated with "Have you ever been a
nigger?" Which absolutely busted up Franky, Gordy and
Rubbish.

Hey fuck you, these kids were from Washington, a state
almost as racist and intellectually divided as Alaska.

I still cackle at some of the dialogue between Spanky,
Gordo and Troy: brilliant word smiths that you already
ascertained had a cursed effect on me too.

It was a habit to pack up Spanky's mom's station wagon
with our motorcycles, LOTS of beer and a couple
pouches of Wintergreen and Redman brand chewing
tobacco. We'd rally up to 7-lakes for fire pit
cooking, industrial bong rips, cold beer and of
course, spit chew like real midgets sporting blackened
foul teeth like Ugly (Oglala) Bart.

Too funny: spoiled rotten highschool kids with too
much real estate, motorized toys and party favors. I
ain't bitching, made me the bag of shit you all miss
and love today, so fuck ye.

These experiences warped me in ways undescribable but
were necessary to laugh out loud and cackle right outa
my chair at the chronic murder, suicide and child
splitting aboriginal affection we see all over hell
and back: rural Alaska.

I ain't kidding, when the Devil arrived in Kotzebue, I
was totally psyched with all the killings of so many
darky motherfuckers.

Why bloody my hands in legacy methodology like me
gramps when these self-lynchee rope a dopes and ax
weilding homicidal maniacs were hacking and whacking
each other just fine without my instigation?

Ya see, the best part about observing such carnage is
the insulation from guilt.

In our old age, we've met some serious fecal feasters.


Speaking of fecal freaks, have you ever been
Taborized? Richie Reich sure as hell did, and swore to
kill "that sick fuck Tabor Gaper." Poor bastard, he
killed the wrong child abusing faggot.

Just as you requested, I took note of my conversations
with lots of inmates: here and overseas, including
Billy Howarth, Richie Reich and Percy Sheldon. Them
boys can bust a neck, ventilate a corpse and fuck it
like no other.

Hats off to Roy Harper, Ritchie's ass was so gaped, he
stuffed (keestered) 2 whole cartons in his hole.

Don't ask me where he got 2 cartons of contraband
smokes, and I'll tell you no more lies.

I located a tough clipping about a dude that took
aboriginal sacrifices of one's own children to a whole
new level. He searched for willing volunteers, found
them, then sawed scrotal chukage for doggy treats, gay
nutrition and cereal killer snack time.

No shit, this funny fucker sifted mucho turds for
retards that actually requested he hack off naughty
bits, then chow them down.

I can see this maggot sitting next to Lorena Bobbitt
in the prison cafeteria asking her "You gonna eat
that?"

"Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the pud of an English man."

This baggy of mashed up assholes prefers to chow down
gonadular structures and dildo grisle from disturbed
Germans.

Yowza. Nuff outa me.

Oh, by the way. Richie's chopped up victim leaked all
over the trunk of an old cab in me and Higbitch's back
yard. At 20 below, the poor Inu bugger froze solid
hence why we had to hammer and chip the buttfucker out
before we could pitch him out on the ice.

Fuck it. It might have been easier to push Scott
Wheilin on top of him, slam the trunk lid shut and
then just torch all them sick little fag killers.

Clip 1: dicksmoker likely to die of food poisoning
instead of AIDS: he ate a bad weenie.
Clip 2: Lawn fertilizer and diesel fuel: now that's a
party.

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'Perverse' cannibal killer gets life

Defendant: 'I wanted to eat him -- I didn't want to
kill him'

Tuesday, May 9, 2006 Posted: 1909 GMT (0309 HKT)

Man gets life sentence for killing, eating
acquaintance

FRANKFURT, Germany -- A cannibal whose killing and
eating of a willing victim shocked Germany has been
convicted of murder and sentenced to life in prison
after a court overturned a previous manslaughter
conviction.

Judge Klaus Drescher rejected the defense team's
argument that Armin Meiwes, 44, should be convicted
only of the lesser offense of "killing on demand,"
because he was just following his victim's wishes.

Announcing the verdict at the Frankfurt state court on
Tuesday, Drescher said the killing was "a particularly
perverse murder." (Watch what message this case sends
to "anyone aspiring to be a cannibal" -- 2:40)

"He acted out of self-seeking motives and has shown
that, to this day, he does not regret his actions,"
Drescher said, according to The Associated Press.
Meiwes watched calmly as the verdict was read out.

Meiwes, a former computer technician from
Rotenburg-an-der-fuld in central Germany, had
corresponded with 400 people over the Internet to find
a willing victim.

Bernd-Juergen Brandes, a high-ranking IT manager with
German firm Siemens, agreed and traveled by train to
meet Meiwes.

The defense showed a videotape of the March 2001
incident, in which the victim made no attempt to
escape and was a willing participant.

Meiwes cut off the victim's penis before the pair ate
it together, authorities have said. He then cut up the
victim, stored his body in a freezer and ate it over
the following months.

"The next one must be young but not so fat," Drescher
quoted Meiwes as saying after the killing.

Meiwes was arrested in December 2002 after a student
in Austria showed police an advertisement Meiwes had
placed on the Internet, seeking another man willing to
be killed and eaten.

The judge described Meiwes as psychologically sick but
aware of what he was doing. "The defendant was fully
conscious of his actions and could control them,"
Drescher told the court on Tuesday.

"This is not killing on request," he said. "He killed
him because he wanted to slaughter and eat his flesh.
He had achieved the biggest kick of his life."

A court-appointed psychiatric expert, Georg Stolpmann,
told the trial he believed there was a high risk that
Meiwes could offend again.

The defendant had claimed he had hesitated before
going through with the act. "I wanted to eat him -- I
didn't want to kill him," he told the court.

Meiwes was standing trial for the second time after
Germany's top criminal court ruled his 2004 conviction
for manslaughter and eight-year jail sentence was too
lenient.

Under German law Meiwes could be freed after 15 years.
The court rejected a request by prosecutors to deny
his right to early release, saying his victim had
volunteered to be killed and eaten. Meiwes was also
convicted of disturbing the peace of the dead.

It is not known if Meiwes will appeal Tuesday's
ruling.

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Nevada blast test put on hold amid court fight
From Larry Shaughnessy-CNN

Wednesday, May 10, 2006 Posted: 0413 GMT (1213 HKT)

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The Pentagon's plans for an
explosive test next month in the Nevada desert have
been put on hold for at least three weeks because of a
lawsuit over the controversial experiment, which
critics contend may be part of an effort to develop
new nuclear weapons.

The National Nuclear Security Administration announced
Tuesday that the massive blast planned for June 2 --
intended to help the military learn how to better
target underground facilities -- had been postponed
because of the "scheduling of legal proceedings" in a
federal court suit.

While the blast does not involve nuclear material, the
experiment is planned for the NNSA's test site north
of Las Vegas, where most of the nation's nuclear
testing was once done.

Despite assurances from the Pentagon, critics of the
plan, including Rep. Jim Matheson, D-Utah, say they
are concerned the experiment may be part of an effort
to develop and potentially test new nuclear weapons.
Matheson said such a test would amount to "ignoring" a
requirement for congressional approval.

The Pentagon has conceded that information learned in
the test could be applied to existing nuclear weapons.

A spokesperson for Matheson said he hoped the delay
announced Tuesday would allow the public to learn more
about the planned blast.

In the test, known as "Divine Strake," more than 700
tons of fuel oil and fertilizer -- 280 times the
amount used in the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing -- would
be exploded in a huge pit, in an attempt to heavily
damage or destroy a 1,100-foot tunnel beneath the pit.

Planners hope the explosion will help them develop new
techniques to attack underground targets, such as
facilities used by North Korea and Iran to shelter
their nuclear infrastructure.

The Pentagon estimates the blast could send a cloud of
dust more than 10,000 feet into the air. Critics fear
the dust could could spread radioactive particles from
old nuclear tests.

But the Pentagon insists that the dust will be free of
radioactive particles and the blast won't even been
seen off the test site, although planners have said
strong winds in the area would force them to postpone
the explosion.

The specter of nuclear-laden dust is a sensitive
subject for those living downwind of the test range in
Nevada and Utah, where generations of people have
dealt with health problems blamed on fallout from
above-ground nuclear tests in the 1950s.

The word "strake" used in the experiment's name is a
nautical term, referring to planking extending along
the length of a ship.