Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Color blind shadow boxing: like pissing in the corner of a round room.

Top of the morning gents,

Who ever said your damn jobs would be free of
paradoxes?

You soldiers at the Kotzebue Trial Court, The Kotzebue
Police Department & Regional Jail and The District
Attorney's Office deserve atta boys and booqoo rounds
of caustic smoke and drink.

The hardest part of this case ain't the tricky
evidence tampering, prosecuting a fellow blue shirt
but the cross cultural distortion transmitting only
the worst and most racist aspects of our blessed
resource extraction colony: Alaska.

In this diatribe we are granted free rights to flip
flop, contradict ourselves and tackle icky issues with
contextually appropriate icky language. Like that?

I've buried a few buddies that ate their guns, step
son too, but I don't how I would handle myself if a
member of Nome's constabulary industry shot any of
your Eskimo daughters, or mine.

Tough on the stomach and impossible to empathize:
unless you yourself have either pitched dirt or thrown
a match on any of your own children.

Wake up fucks! We ain't talking about boohooing like
fat pear shaped lesbo dykes high on Schindler's List,
we're talking about one of our women, be they moms,
sisters, girlfriends, wives or daughters. When you
witness any of them missing a pulse, skull parts,
nipples or shattered soul kitchens: someone's fucking
dying.

Come on dickheads, this is the worst nightmare and
worst torture any sick assassin, shitty murderer and
waste of skin child splitter could do to a human.

I seen grown men shrivel and collapse then weep and
commit suicide when confronting the deaths of any of
their respective blessed brood of classy fucking dames
and good looking gals whom painfully share same
helixes double, genomes identical and structure and
function inseparable as the soldier shaving your fucking
face every morning.

The cacophony of wails we'd emit would break any of
yer hearts and bring ye to buckled knees. Which why me
and bunnik are blessed to have the Commander Craig
riding shotgun.

A few years ago, he picked up the phone with
"Kotzebue Police Department" whereupon a trooper in
Trapper Creek interrogated David where he could locate a
Bessie Pikik and to tell her that her first born son
ate a 30 caliber soft point grenade.

Dave responded in the affirmative with the
phonetically correct Mongol Asian pronunciation of
"Tikik" derivative of the Russo-Inu clan name Tikiq or
Tiquiami, meaning 7th Alaskan or some shit.

My brilliant bunnik paid attention while plundering my
old Cultural and Physical Anthropology understudy
notes I keep in that stack of shit. Right near
6Killer's unmentionable murders of many Induns and
White Devil motherfuckers in the waysback of this cat
box.

She also scores 100% on her recall of the Piltdown
Man, Kennewick Man and the weird Polynesian, Northern
Euro dudes and Pacific Islander numbskull fossils
dating prior to current Native American bogarity and
hilarity and soiled trouser assertions as being this
continent's first child rapists, slave brokers and
women sushi burners.

Sorry Oochuk boys and Unnuk biscuit bitches, get in
fucking line.

As humans learn, we discover our oral and anal
histories tend to glorify our own Nordickhead cannibal
dudes, casting coitus funk and crap smears on tribal
drunks thumping under my car or Stinkshim mystics
bugging me for fucking money or cigs.

See how it works?

You can't see it when it's your own ridiculously noble
bullcrap legends, but when I stir shit inconsistently,
all of us sound like Jesse Jackson sans the rectal and
oral herpes.

Fuck me in the goat ass, I ain't done bashing the
verso homosapienScum. Noteworthy aspect of white
biscuit, ye can sure tell if they're having their
lunar periods or miserably lubricating fever blister
outbreaks.

Yowza, even that rant should be retracted. Not.

The point I ceaselessly drive home is that if it's
Human: it's like my stories. Oversimplified,
inaccurate, racially contradictory and really
offensive to girls.

To us Scandic negro chumps, we believe like you: that
we beat every other dumbass human subgroup and closed
ethnic club in the race to rape Mother Nature on every
continent.

Our selfish genes drive us to clean up prevailing
global DNA and stretch the shit out of every foreign
momma's mitochondrial catcher's mitt in both internal
dimension and odor.

All history is crap, painting over universal misery
with a dismally inaccurate and dark history.

When the guys with the brown hats write history and
start spewing First American Crap and First Alaskan
Gastric Discharge, ye best use their bogus books
appropriately: for toilet paper.

America.

Love it or give it back to the fossil dude that most
likely looked like some newcomer boat gookdinkslope
oriental grampies that porked lower Mick fuck slaves,
then let his children kill, rape and breed with a
whole bunch of ancient Afro sailors, albino euro trash
alien implants and Pacific Islander MongoNostril
chubs.

There. I shat on ye all. You feel better?

I pray none of us have to view any more petite
feminine corpses broken nor folded and split: wearing
our wedding rings.

All eye colors turn red and wet when we weep over dead
girls that previously kissed our children.

And dicks.


Karl.


For a free copy of The Skin Game: Alaska Book of
Rules, call 1-800-EAT-SHIT

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Ex-cop gets time in prison

NOME: Owens, denying guilt, gets 101 years for killing
Sonya Ivanoff.

The Associated Press

Published: April 18, 2006
Last Modified: April 18, 2006 at 01:37 AM

NOME -- Former Nome police officer Matthew Owens,
still protesting his innocence, was sentenced Monday
to a total of 101 years for the murder of 19-year-old
Sonya Ivanoff.

Owens, 30, bucked his lawyer's advice not to address
the court before sentencing.

"I pleaded innocent from Day One, and that's not gonna
change. I am not guilty," he said.

"I know that the family suffers, but I'm not the
reason for their suffering," Owens said.

A jury in Kotzebue found Owens guilty in December of
first-degree murder in the Aug. 11, 2003, death of
Ivanoff, an office worker who had moved to Nome from
her home village of Unalakleet about a year before she
died.

Superior Court Judge Ben Esch gave Owens 99 years for
the murder.

Esch gave him two additional years for evidence
tampering -- for stealing a police car in an attempt
to divert the murder investigation away from himself.

Owens, a Nome police officer at the time, was accused
of picking Ivanoff up in his police cruiser, then
killing her on the outskirts of town with a single
shot to the head.

The victim's father, Larry Ivanoff, argued Monday that
Owens' parole should be restricted so he could never
be released from prison.

"My whole family still has a tough time with this," he
said. "My wife is still crying on my shoulder. A
person who has done such an awful thing should never
be allowed to be in public again."

Owens will be eligible for parole in 34 years.

During Monday's proceedings in a densely packed
courtroom, prosecutor Rick Svobodny pointed to the
sentence required in Alaska for murdering a police
officer.

"If you kill a police officer you get 99 years,"
Svobodny said. "For a police officer on active duty,
to commit the worst crime, it should be the same
sentence, and he should get 99 years of
incarceration."

Svobodny said Owens was not a cop gone bad but was bad
to begin with, using his position of authority to meet
women, entice them into his patrol car and coerce them
into having sex with him.

Owens' public defender, Steven Wells, angrily
responded that his client didn't commit the crime and
denounced Svobodny for speculating on his client's
nature.

Wells said he would appeal.

After the courtroom cleared, the victim's tearful
family, friends and supporters silently hugged.

"I think finally we can move on," said the victim's
mother, Maggie Ivanoff. "I'm thankful that no other
family has to go through what we went through with
him."

At the trial, witnesses testified they saw Sonya
Ivanoff getting into a police car early on the morning
she disappeared. Owens was one of two officers on duty
at the time.

Her body was found at the end of an access road near
gold dredges about three miles from downtown. She had
been shot once.

Alaska State Troopers eventually took over the
investigation, and Owens was arrested in October 2003.

At his first trial, a Nome jury was unable to reach a
unanimous verdict. The retrial was moved to Kotzebue,
where jurors found him guilty after about three days
of deliberation.

The city of Nome last year settled a wrongful death
lawsuit filed against it by the Ivanoff family. Terms
have not been disclosed.
related more

Larry Ivanoff hugs his wife, Maggie, in court Monday
in Nome after former Nome police officer Matthew Clay
Owens was sentenced to 99 years in prison for the 2003
murder of their daughter Sonya Ivanoff and two years
for evidence tampering.

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