Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Hey dudes, let's move to Butthole, drink Lysol and do suicide by cop.

Top of the morning gents,

Busy fucking day for you boys in blue. Righting flipped planes, chasing down burnt toast big game guides and popping retarded natives hopped up on some really delicious Lysol and hairspray. Yum.

I also read about a numb nut melee in Fairbanks, bunch of fucking punks think it's real smart to punch cops. Poor Tilmer Black. Real reservation bag of red scroat took a pounding that gives me hard nipples and a drippy dick just reminisciong of my years with peers beating jailed ice coons.
Fun. Fun. Some days it just don't pay to be nice. Gents, just shoot first, swap ID's later. Fuck all.

If the scumbag runs, then do a Tina Schaeffer and shoot the fleeing pustule squarely between the back pockets. Buckwheats with hollow point fart hammers and blast off dick rockets with airborne salty smoked nuts. No shit. That psycho bitch shot Jim Lee up his fleeing ass and also vaporized his goonie goo-goos.

My fellow smokers out here in this cat box, our imaginations can't make up shit like this. Alaskans always pull a Nike and just fucking do it. Hats off to cunt psyche Tina Shaeffer. She gets a surprise case of herpe blisters and a hand gun, then her fucking married boyfriend (deceased Jim Lee) tells her that she better get a DVPO (domestic violence protective order ye morons) cuz he's coming to kill her. Wow. Real Kotzebue romance with both eyes black and hickeys all over puckered purple blisters herpetic.

If a dude gaped me with a spiked dose of ignorant sperm and genital herpes, I'd go cunt psyche Schaeffer in a Sisoliq minute.

We all get what's coming to us. Ross now gotta virus speading rut mongoloid fer a bitch daughter and the guy that gave it to her got three 357 magnum hollow points through the groin, breast and trachea: all back to front whilst running away from the mangy Eskimo biscuit toating the revolver.

Read what bullshit you poor boys in blue gotta put up with. Later piggers.

Karluk puk nigluk.


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Location: Talkeetna
Case Number: 08-76139
Type: Aircraft Crash Fatality/Injury

Location: Talkeetna

Case number: 08-76139

Type: Aircraft Crash Fatality/Injury ...

Original Text: On 9/11/08 at 0331 hours, AST received a report from Rescue Coordination Center stating that a super cub with tail number N7174K took off from Talkeetna Airport on 9/10/08 at 1600 hours with two people on board.
Investigation revealed that the pilot, 48 year old Frank Dinello of Big Lake, took off from Talkeetna with plans to take a hunter to a location approximately 40 miles east of Talkeetna, and then return to Talkeetna to take another hunter to the same camp. Dinello never returned for the second hunter. Aerial resources were dispatched to the area, but had to turn back due to weather. The Civil Air Patrol was able to start searching this morning, and was able to locate the crash site for the super cub. Dinello was located and was deceased at the scene.
The search continues for the first hunter. The next of kin has been notified for Dinello.

--UPDATE--

Text: The Rescue Coordination Center search efforts continued
into the night of 9/11/08, until a helicopter crew spotted the missing
man about 5 miles from the scene of the aircraft crash. It was determined
that Mel Morton, age 51 of Eagle, Idaho had actually been in the single
engine aircraft when it had crashed on 9/10/08. He extinguished the flames on his clothing and the clothing of the pilot after impact. Morton then performed CPR on the pilot for several minutes in an effort to revive him but was unsuccessful. Morton spent the first night huddled under one of the wings of the aircraft and the next morning began hiking towards a camp he believed some other hunters occupied about 10 miles away. After only getting one-half way there, the injuries to his left hand and leg was so painful he stopped. He lit a fire to attempt to get warm and remained at that location until the rescue helicopter spotted him. Morton was airlifted to Providence Hospital where he is being treated for his burn injuries. Morton indicated he has been working as an assistant guide for the pilot, Frank Dinello, for several years.


Author: AJA2

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C Detachment



Location: Dillingham

Case Number: 08-76728

Type: Aircraft Accident- Damage only

Text: On 9/12/08, Dillingham based Alaska State Troopers responded to a
private air strip just outside of the Dillingham City limits after an
aircraft accident was reported. A Cessna 207 had flipped onto its back
just off the end of the runway. No one was injured. Due to an ongoing
NTSB investigation, troopers will release no further information at this
time.

Author: DJB0

Received Saturday, September 13, 2008 9:13 AM and posted Saturday, September 13, 2008 9:16 AM

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Location: Bethel
Case number: 08-76815
Type: Officer Involved Shooting - Bethel Police Department


Text: On Sept. 12th, 2008 at approximately 2238 hrs AST in Bethel was
contacted by the Chief of the Bethel Police Department and advised of an
Officer involved shooting that had just occurred in the city of Bethel.
The Bethel Police Department requested that AST conduct the investigation into the shooting. Initial investigation revealed that the Bethel Police Department responded to a residence Ptarmigan Rd in Bethel to a report of a distraught male with a weapon. Subsequent to their arrival the male subject came onto the porch of the residence, brandishing a rifle. He was ordered to drop the weapon and instead pointed the rifle at one of the Bethel Police Officers. Bethel Police fired at the male subject and he was struck. EMS was called to the scene and the victim was transported to the Bethel Hospital where he was subsequently pronounced dead. The male subject was identified as Evan E. WILLIAMS Jr, 34 years old of Bethel. Alcohol was a factor in this incident and next of kin have been advised.



The investigation is continuing by Bethel AST and an Anchorage based ABI
investigator.


Author:CSM0
Received Saturday, September 13, 2008 12:13 PM and posted Saturday, September 13, 2008 12:26 PM

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Location: Fairbanks


Case number: 08-76795



Type: Assault on a Peace Officer, and Resisting Arrest


Text: On 09-12-08 AST responded to a fight at Lathrop High School while
assisting FPD with the large fight. While attempting to break up the
fight a 16 yoa male struck a Trooper in the face and continued to fight
with Troopers while being arrested. The 16 yoa was arrested and charges
forwarded to Juvenile Justice.


Author: TAM1
Received Saturday, September 13, 2008 10:13 AM and posted Saturday, September 13, 2008 10:31 AM

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