Some stereotypes come with guarantees and positive statements about Vikings are always racist. Instead of Columbus Day, how 'bout Israeli Gear Day?

Top of the morning gents,

Cautionary note. If yer queer or neegro, ya mite get
pissed off. I use bad words.

Now I'm fucked. I been logging on with you lot for
fucking years now, and I've not acknowledged the long
list of recipients feminine.

You fucks are so arrogant ye didn't suspect I'd have a
few tough broads reading my shit too?

Chicks rule, men drool.

Thank you for the supportive emails, yes I sleep on my
side cuz I gotta kickstand and yes I pull this shit
outa my ass-in only 2 hours each morning. My hat is
off to my female readers that fully understand gender
specific failings and the benefit of all humans
someday sprouting some fucking balls.

NOBODY can work with a "bitch in heat" and "women are
evil." Or so the smarter wives have advised me, "all
that bitch needs is to get fucked."

Peace and quiet only comes from a dick. That's why so
many pale riders borrow mine. Plus minimal grabby
abbies too. "You little bastards be quiet, I'm going
upstairs to fuck yer grandma."

As you all know, I USED to post just the gnarley cops'
emails and bastard VPSO butthead addresses so you
could comprehend why I call this my daily am cop talk
forum. Don't gottoo any more.

Since so many of my missives get forwarded to Southern
Alaska, Central Finland and even a few losers in the
continental US...Japan and Russia too: EVERYBODY is
blind carbon copied (BCC). I don't got a problem with
shitty bitch cunts reading my shit, but I ought not
suffer because you're all no smarter'n yer dumber
wives.

Reviewing all yer readin' writin' and 'rithmetic
skills I can honestly say, "Sorry, God ain't fair in
the distribution of brains and curses the half-breeds
the worst."

Don't like my estimation of yer weight, brains and
attitude? Then quit being fat, dumb and happy and add
some letters to your fucking name and a few tons o'
lard offa yer butt. To brighten up my list of
recipients, I'd need to add a few more soldier Finns,
or at least some more Goddamned Jews.

That's just what Alaska needs, is more Jews.

Jews lynch their own better'n an Eskimo. Ever wonder
why Inupiaqs banished Manilaq from village
Kikiktagruk? You lot are just as bad as fucking
Christians.

One smart Jew turned out to be a true ally. He'd phone
me with narc-fo about who had really good white guy
drugs and account balances for Polar Consolidated. He
ran numbers better'n you and I, also ran forensic
accounting for the Troopers.

Matter of fact, this same miserable fucking heeb is
STILL doing exotic parity checks, heteroskidasticity,
skewness, and measures the thickness of the tails in a
standard bell curve distribution. Any data outside
standard shotgun spread is suspect and kicked over to
the fraud claims department.

This fucking Jew ass kike motherfucker brilliantly
performed an analysis of decades of phoney paper shite
and convicted Chicky Swanson of multiple 'deamors and
felonies-late 80's-KOTZ Gaming Commission fraud and
Public Radio funds theft-for you greener faggots.

He's also done detective number stacking for the AK
PFD, ATAP, and cloned Quest cards. Oh, sorry for the
mud-ethnic arctic coloquialisms: Alaska Permanent Fund
Dividend, Alaska Temporary Assistance Program and Food
Stamps Benefits debit cards. You fucking queers need
schooling in advanced welfare for the colored.

Alas, welfare makes us all black.

Yup, yer gittin' warm. My heeb dude worked a contract
and chased the nigger out of the woodpile and flushed
the turd outa yer church offerings plate and tithes.
Friends Church hired this hymie fucking kike as of
recent and he sifted out so many phony deposits and
bogus receipts that you'll now find a fellow ice
nigger nailed to an AMCC prison crucifix. Notice y'all
ain't seen Robert Sheldon hanging around Mike Tabor's
anal port nor yer kids?

Most of you already guessed my heeb dude's name: David
Caleschman from KOTZ, now specialized in forensic and
fund accounting. Ask the chief how simple accounting
and econ classes are-classes capable of killing small
children and most minorities.

With public education in public toilets like the June
Nelson Drug Addict and Drunk Macaque fucking gladiator
school for darkey 'tards, more Jews in Alaska will
merely illustrate our chronic fecal alcohol
retardation, and subhuman skin colors. At least the
smartest crossed and pop-eyed kids in Kotzebue can now
apply for benefits and have the federal handouts build
them low IQ housing: a Nigloo.

You'll never find an atheist in a foxhole, nor a Jew
out of private schools-'cept all them Erlich fucking
drunks.

What am I saying? If we had a hunnert more heebs here
in the FAZ, my kind of smartness would be evermore
common.

Good thing my words are so sweet and delicious, else I
wouldn't enjoy eating them so much. I ain't got a
runny nose, I just blew a seal.

Speak louder into the microphone and bite my dick,
it's Finnish and circumSIZED. The only complaints I
get from my sex is that it hurts.

Alaska's token Scandinavian Pagan and Ritualistic
Grandmother fucker.

Karlpuke.

PS. Speaking of dickheads front and center, burka's
clipped off-take a read about Iran's number one
dickless wonder.

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I found 3 articles detailing the non-existence of
child molesters in Alaska, gays in Iran and moving
Israel to JewNo, Alaska.

First is funniest-take a click visit but don't
masterbate.

http://web.israelinsider.com/Articles/Diplomacy/12161.htm

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Here's 2 newsclips from KTUU Anchoragua News Ittik and
what-not.

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Iranian president suggests Jews relocate to Alaska

by The Associated Press Saturday, Oct. 6, 2007

ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- Iranian President Mahmoud
Ahmadinejad said Saturday that Jews do not deserve
Israel and should be relocated to parts of Europe or
even Alaska.

Ahmadinejad called the existence of Israel an "insult
to human dignity" during annual rallies in support of
Muslim claims to the holy city of Jerusalem.

He is known for his anti-Semitic comments and has
repeatedly called for the Jewish state of Israel be
"wiped off the map."

Ahmadinejad also has called the Nazi Holocaust a
"myth" used as a pretext to carve a Jewish state in
the heart of the Muslim world after World War II.

The Iranian president once again said Palestinians
should not pay any price for European and Western
atrocities committed against Jews before and during
the Second World War.

Ahmadinejad suggested Jews be relocated to Europe or
Alaska to establish their own nation.

His remarks came as millions of Iranians held rallies
across the Middle East to protest Israel's continued
hold on Jerusalem, the city where Muslims believe
Islam's prophet, Muhammad, began his journey to
heaven.

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Putting the Jew in Juneau

By Michael Weiss

Posted Friday, Oct. 5, 2007, at 4:48 PM ET

Journalists respond to Al-Quds Day and Mahmoud
Ahmadinejad's call for a new Jewish state in Canada or
Alaska. Also, Kim Jong-il is an "Internet expert."

Putting the Jew in Juneau: Al-Quds Day, which occurs
on the last Friday of Ramadan, is the Islamic holiday
inaugurated by Ayatollah Khomeini in 1979 as an event
to "warn all the superpowers that they can no longer
keep Islam under their control by means of their evil
agents. Quds Day is the day to give life to Islam."
Celebrated throughout the Muslim world, it has been
taken up in Iran, most visibly by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,
to denounce Israel and call for its annihilation.
Where should all the Jews go? "Give these vast lands
of Canada and Alaska to them to create a country for
themselves."

Conservative Brian C. Ledbetter at Snapped Shot offers
a gallery of protest photos and writes: "Notice that
Al Quds Day falls on the last Friday of Ramadan, a day
in which all Muslims are encouraged to go to their
mosques for prayer. It is in these mosques that the
'Islamic public' is so easily whipped into a rage by
their radical imams. So, in effect, this is the
largest canned protest of the year."

Fellow righty Ed Morrissey at Captain's Quarters
wonders about Ahmadinejad's suggested alternative
homeland for Jews: "Maybe Ahmadinejad flunked
geography and history at Teheran U. Columbia could
have given him a refresher course. I don't recall a
millenia-long tradition of Jews in Alaska, but maybe
Ahmadinejad can speak on that history when he comes to
Columbia for his next speech."

Proud Zionist Yisrael Medad at My Right Word can't
help but notice the plan bears an eerie similarity to
the plot of Michael Chabon's The Yiddish Policeman's
Union. Still, for all Ahmadinejad's wide reading,
Medad still wants to negotiate: "[S]ince Iran is
slightly larger than Alaska, with an area of 1,638,057
square kilometers while Alaska has an area of
1,530,693 square kilometers, why can't the world have
Ahmi chose Alaska and we get Iran?"

Commenter "Insufficiently Sensitive" at Gateway Pundit
asks: "Why the hell can't we get some signs printed up
in Farsi with opposing sentiments, assemble our own
rent-a-mob, stage a grand riot and film it for
YouTube? The MSM is already sold body and soul to the
Iranian (and all other) anti-Americans, but ve haff
vays to get ze message out in spite of MSM 'barriers
to entry'."

Actually, there is a counter-Quds rally being
organized in London by David T and the social
democrats at Harry's Place: "Are you going to
encourage friends to turn out and make clear that
supporting the rights of Palestinians to a state does
not involve supporting a murderous theocracy?"
According to the counterprotest leaflet, "The
demonstration we are opposing is organised by
supporters of the Iranian regime calling themselves
the 'Islamic Human Rights Commission'. The IHRC is not
a human rights group. Over the years the IHRC has
joined forces with other anti-democratic Islamist
groups, including the vicious Hizb ut Tahrir."

Liberal Fred Stopsky, the Impudent Observer, thinks
it's just more hollow bluster: "Ahmadinejad's comments
concerning Israel are nonsense and are best ignored in
the same manner intelligent Americans ignore Bush's
ranting about spreading democracy in the world. Step
two, is moving toward negotiations. I realize critics
will denounce me as an appeaser — Ahmadinejad does not
run Iran, clerics like the Ayatollah Khamenei are in
charge. Let's deal with the real bosses, not the
stooges."

Read more about Al-Quds Day.

MySpace for Tyrants: He won't let his citizens near
the Internet or even carry mobile phones, but North
Korea's Kim Jong-il told South Korean President Roh
Moo-hyun at a summit this week that "I'm an Internet
expert." A nickel to anyone who avoids Al Gore jokes.

Darren Murph at Engadget says: "Granted, the guy must
have some sort of outside connection to still receive
his tunes and booze once the US got involved." Josh at
Gawker adds: "He claimed to have invented LOLTyrant
and also, strangely, UNIX."

"The regime tightly controls all communications in
North Korea," notes Chris Williams at the Register.
"Internet access is completely locked down for
military and important government applications. Kim, a
notorious ladies' man, reportedly asked for then-US
Secretary of State Madeleine Albright's email address
when she visited in 2000. Presently, there are two Kim
Jong Ils listed on Facebook. He's probably trawling
for babes as we write." And Paul McNamara at
NetworkWorld points to a remarkable photo from a few
years back that explains one big impediment to North
Koreans having their own Facebook network:
electricity.