Thursday, November 30, 2006

Mutt and Jeff done kicked some Eski-Ho buttocks. Support your local gunfighter.

Top of the morning gents,

Nothing witty, scathing or pissy, just 2 clippings
from the AST Public Info Office website...

My swollen crystal balls tell me of mass withdrawal
and some mighty cranky fucking Niffs. Sobriety just
ain't in the program 'round these here parts, else
we'd have much fewer ethnic demographics that speak
and smell like crack negroes and much more healthy,
wealthy and wise human beings.

I miss them weird fuckers. I'm overwhelmed with smart,
sober people whenever I travel outside to the real
world.

If the pendulum is swinging towards sanity, sobriety
and cessation of all child rape, we'll soon have to
revert back to calling Pt. Dope: Pt. Hope.

Sad fact of life here in the remote bush. Italians and
Jews display 1-3% relative rates of alcoholism and
Americans displays 6-10% relative rates of alcoholism.
Our ethnic diversity elevates our relative levels of
alcoholic devastation.

Here on the res, Native Americans display 45-75%
relative rates of alcoholism. Sucks to be you.

Worse yet, so much of the current bastard culture is
dirtied with shit from another culture: Euro/Judas
festive drinking to their health-now the number 1
contributor to all assaults, violence, rape, death and
incarceration.

Eskimo alcoholics and drug addicts pay more for their
booze and drugs than anybody else in the entire
planet. I can fetch $3,000 a pound for high grade
chronic, but the resale price out in the village is
EIGHT times wholesale.

Now that is just fucking weird.

Way to go Squish, Janton and Columbo.

You sons of birches sure pierced the grabby aboriginal
la cosa nostra. Insidious as it is, the chronic drug
scene on the North Slope comprises of more pot,
cocaine and meth. The booze dropped off after I sold
all the booze from from the back stock at the Bush
Pilot Bar and you star chamber motherfuckers
facilitated the shut down of Logan's Runs.

Count your blessings I was dumping 500 bottles of
liquor every dividend season up in Barrow-not here in
Eskimo Harlem. Ukpeagvik scralings will forever enjoy
fucking all you Kikiktagruk ghetto dwellers-truly
robbed of economic development and wealth creation.

All my Barrow neighbors just received almost $4,000.00
for every shareholder. EVERY man, woman and child
received a FULL shareholder payout and life insurance
benefits. Barring suicide, every dead Ukpeagvik pays
out $500,000 to the survivors. What's in your wallet?

Sucks to be surrounded by poor brown peoples:
tolerable when surrounded with darkies that at least
got some fucking money.

My exodus from Helsinki to Barrow and here is akin to
sliding down the totem pole of human unkindness with
pesky runt scralings contributing to the slivers in my
ass.

You guys are angels in my book. Rural angels, but
angels nonetheless.

Bite my dick.

Karluk.

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AK Bureau of Alcohol & Drug Enforcement

Location: Kotzebue
Case number: 06-103976
Type: MICS IV (X2)
Text: On 11-28-06 at approximately 1200 hours,
Kotzebue ABADE contacted Raymond Frankson Jr, age 30
of Pt Hope, at a local airline as he prepared to
depart Kotzebue for the village of Pt Hope. Incident
to the contact, approximately 11 grams of cocaine were
seized. Frankson was arrested and a search warrant was
authorized for his luggage. During the search,
approximately 1 pound of marijuana was seized which
has an estimated street value of $25,000.00. Frankson
was charged with Misconduct Involving a Controlled
Substance IV (2 counts) and transported to the
Kotzebue Regional Jail. Frankson is being held
without bail pending arraignment.
Author: JMB1
Received and posted Tuesday, November 28, 2006 6:30 PM

Location: Kotzebue
Case number: 06-103981
Type: MICS IV
Text: On 11-28-06 at approximately 1201 hours,
Kotzebue ABADE contacted Guy Omnik, age 24 of Pt Hope,
at a local airline as he prepared to depart Kotzebue
for the village of Pt Hope. Incident to the contact
approximately 1 pound of marijuana was seized which
has an estimated street value of $25,000.00. Omnik
was charged with Misconduct Involving a Controlled
Substance IV and transported to the Kotzebue Regional
Jail. Omnik is being held without bail pending
arraignment.
Author: JMB1
Received and posted Tuesday, November 28, 2006 6:38 PM

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