Saturday, August 20, 2005

Someone oughta shut me up. Racist titles and labels aren't limited to only sports franchises. Huckleberry Finn would be proud of me.

Top of the morning gents,

Got an email from one of my dudes from my alma matre:
The Helsinki School of Economics. As you can guess, I
had quite an impression on these chaps.

Maybe not the best impression.


---Timo Aristo wrote---

Goddanse Herer Uusi Suomen!

How is Alaska? Norsemen like you are fish out of water
when surrounded by Chukchi. You are so tall and
handsome compared to those kinds.

We enjoy your daily tales from 'north of 70 lat',
especially your caustic tongue. This tough guy words
amongst your colleagues is exceptionally sharp and
honest, not PC we hear on Yank TV and Radio.

Your tales of 'pickled babies' and 'shooting dogs'
were startling and unbelievable. Your face is hard to
read for lies. After sharing your daily news reports
and honest commentary in Alaska, we no longer dispute
your words.

I'd like to meet and drink with your safety
colleagues, all of them are invited to join us here in
Helsinki for celebrating. Will they share tales like

Speaking of very funny pickled babies, Paul Quinn,
Pete and myself added these beverage offerings at our
clubs. At both Kartanos and Grill Fish, these drinks
are best selling.

Notice we don't offer any drinks called "The Drunk
Finn" or "The Pickled Caviar Cruncher", that would not
be so funny as Chukchi face down in shit.

Your comrade,



Baby Eskimo recipe

2 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
8 oz milk
2 scoops vanilla ice cream

Leave ice-cream out for about 10 minutes. Add
ingredients in order, stir with chopstick (butter
knife or spoon works too).

Consume immediately and often. Nice and light, great
for following heavy drinking.

Serve in: Collins Glass


Eskimo Joe recipe

1/4 part Bailey's® Irish cream
1/4 part green creme de menthe
1/4 part cinnamon schnapps
1/4 part milk

Add the bailey's irish cream, and then layer the milk,
creme de menthe and cinnamon schnapps.


Eskimo Slugger recipe

1 1/2 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1 oz Absolut® vodka
1/2 oz Rumple Minze® peppermint liqueur

Pour all three ingredients into a cocktail shaker
half-filled with ice cubes. Shake well. Strain into a
small old-fashioned or rocks glass, and serve.


Eskimo Joe's Drink recipe

1/2 pineapple
1 lemon
1 green apple
1 orange
1 handful ice
500 ml raspberry yogurt
3 oz orange juice
8 oz Malibu® coconut rum

Add rum, fruits, ice, juice, and yoghurt to a blender.
Ensure the orange is peeled and seedless. Cut seeds
out of apple.

Blend for 1 minute and you're ready for a stong
alcoholic eskimo.


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